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Today's Headlines:



Iraq demonstrators to be declared
"illegal combatants" from January 1st


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"It's not too late for America to
regain my trust" - Cheney




"Only those with something to
hide need fear me" - Straw

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Al Qaeda issues chilling Yuletide
message of peace and goodwill




Met Police Chief outlines plans for further
terrorist atrocities during 2006

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You'd better watch out, better not cry




Better not pout, I'm telling you why




Tony Blair is coming to town...




He's sees you when you're sleeping




He knows when you're awake




He knows if you've been bad or good

 


So be good for goodness sake




He's making a list, and checking it twice




Gonna find out who's naughty and nice




Tony Blair is coming to town...

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"Stop comparing us to Jack Straw!"
- outraged Pygmies rebuke Meyer

Crackle and Hiss
Sex Scandal Shocker

After 33 years, "Andygate" catches
up with Henry Kissing-er



State Dept documents reveal Nixon approved Kissinger's sordid Parisian liason with "Andy" -
Click here for the full details

Crackle and Hiss
Corruption Jamboree

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Junket Blunkett Flunks it




Deported Congolese, Zimbabwean and Sudanese rape and torture victims united
in sympathy for ex-Home Secretary




Nation mourns demise of
"The nicest bung-taker in politics"

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Radio ban on songs which
"glorify acts of weather"

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"Bring It On", Bush tells Weather

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Semi-naked woman thinks Old Europe Should 
Stop Trying to Clip The Eagle's Wings





Senate ban on child-sodomy by US forces
"ties the President's hands", say White House aides





Chubby blogger denounces "Activist Senators"





New Senate rule prohibiting genocide "leaves America wide open to attack", critics say 




Value of human life sinks to
all-time low, more losses expected.